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New 59.9% Guaranteed...
to scare the living Crud out of you....

Geezzz you'll end up looking like:

[link|http://www.steaks-meat-food.com/images/hamburger.jpg|This Picture!] or even [link|http://home.netcom.com/~kmself/Images/mug-bw.jpg|THIS ONE!!!!]

If'n you ain't careful!

greg - Grand-Master Artist in IT,
curley95@attbi.com -- [link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry/|REMEMBER ED CURRY!!!]
Expand Edited by gfolkertold Aug. 12, 2002, 08:49:15 PM EDT
New Now.. now..___Perspective!
It's quite less hazardous than..

A pack a day of the Corporate-approved fag$.

A taste for the Corp-approved bottled solvents.

A stay in a hospital environment..of a few days.

Turning sharply, in.. millions of UAVs.

Breathing the air in a newly glued-together 3000 sq. ft. house, especially after the other outgassing stuff gets moved in.

Flying lots - with O-2 starved, recirculated Other-folks' phlegm aerosols instead of actual air. While having one's vital organs compressed into a tiny box-seat.

Regular trips to McD's for the China plastic toy collection.

Pharm-chem usage. Especially, chronically.

Working 10+ hours/day/night in a place w/ mucho pos-ions and damn few neg-ions -- in a hamster cubicle.

Reading the daily Ashcroft news and taking it seriously.

...taking Any Corporate MissionStatement as one's Personal Goals.


(Did I miss any biggies?)


Ashton

{sigh}
..they said the Same Things\ufffd when I got my first Vincent.
And the next.
A soccer-mom will prolly do the deed on me, anyway; on a local 2-lane as she reaches for her cel-fone to check on the ballet lessons, or kibitz on little Malphasia's Nintendo color screen - right next to her..
New OR:___Life________is something you don't get out of__ alive.
     Outlaw - (kmself) - (20)
         You devil you! Pretty cool, really! :) -NT - (Meerkat)
         I've never gone that fast.... - (slugbug)
         Anyone remember the train + bicycle guy? - (Ashton) - (4)
             Tomato trucks - (kmself) - (2)
                 I used to play that - (drewk) - (1)
                     Ooooh.. Good ^h^h er Bad one.. - (Ashton)
             Saw a pic somewhere sometime of a Porsche 911... - (CRConrad)
         You remind me of an old friend... - (ben_tilly) - (1)
             Teenage pastime: racing Porsches - (kmself)
         Funny - I'm guessing, if any of you thought of *me* as... - (CRConrad)
         Jeez - (wharris2)
         57.5 -NT - (kmself) - (4)
             Rock!! -NT - (Meerkat) - (1)
                 Hope Not! A rock at that speed could HURT! -NT - (Steve Lowe)
             Then it's time to trade-in that M$- toy-like 'helmet' - (Ashton) - (1)
                 More to the point, E =0.5 mv^2. Dissipating that energy... - (a6l6e6x)
         59.9 - (kmself) - (3)
             59.9% Guaranteed... - (folkert) - (2)
                 Now.. now..___Perspective! - (Ashton)
                 OR:___Life________is something you don't get out of__ alive. -NT - (Ashton)

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