Everyone's seen Survivor and everyone's played Sims,

I've never played Sims. Ever. Not even a demo at a computer store. Nor, if they even have it out for consoles, a demo for a console game.

Survivor? I've had that on in the background waiting for something else to come on but I've never actually *watched* a show. It just drives me nuts that so many people seem to actually like that crud.