Heeeyyy! OK Cubs fans, sing along with me!

Take me out at the ball game,
Take me out of the shroud,
Piss in a cup or a garbage can,
That's the advantage of being a man,

Cause it's squirm, squirm squirm after six beers,
You can't wait a half-inning more,
So it's one, two, three shakes your drained
On the lawn next door!