{swirling brownish mist + theremin music + the Sweet Stench of Success}



{Ad assembles itself from the detritus ...}




Chip-in and buy *your* lawyer the UAV with the Highest-CG available + underinflated Firestones rescued from the recycle heap (only ~ 16 % o' those rollovers were from any kind o'tire anyway)

Make clear how.. humiliated! you will feel if s/he does not use this vehicle every day! (no fair bringin the SL-500 to work) <<<




Think ya gots a Winner, Dan :-\ufffd