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New From a fellow sufferer.
Norm, I think you may be aware that I suffer from chronic depression as well. I've been through a lot of shit in my life. I've been dealt to from the bottom of the deck. I'm currently unemployed, and the dreams I have in my life (house, real job, friends, a kid or two) keep getting further away every day.

Each day I wake up, it's a good day. Just remember, no matter how shitty you've got it, it could be MUCH worse. I'm happy to be alive. I want to know what happens next. Not just to me, but the whole universe - there is so much OUT there that I don't know...

Curiosity is what will save your life. Try to rediscover some of that wonder you felt as a child, the sense of discovery and newness that made everything seem fresh every day.

Life sucks, then you die, then they put you in a hole in the ground, and then the worms eat you. Or if you're cremated, it's "then they put your ashes in a pot, and then you gather dust on a mantlepiece until somebody mistakes you for nondairy creamer, and you end up in the sewage. Be glad it happens in that order."

Norm, everybody has shit happen to them. Everybody, at some point in their life asks, "Why does shit always happen to me?" Then they look around, and notice that shit happens to everybody. Don't take it personally - the universe is out to get everybody else, too. Rejoice that you are alive, for there are literally billions of people who wish they were.

"So don't sit back and watch the world get bushwhacked
News at 10:00 your neighborhood is under attack
Put away the crack before the crack puts you away
You need to be there when your babies are old enough to relate"

Your son will thank you.

(And by the way - you've got something I don't. A child. You have no idea how JEALOUS I am of you.)
There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
New Comic relief
Just remember, no matter how shitty you've got it, it could be MUCH worse.
Ever heard the "and a headache" theory? "There is no human condition so horrible that it can't be made worse by the addition of a headache."
  • "I've got arthritis, gout and tennis elbow." And a headache.
  • "I've got a broken leg, a crushed hand, and a lacerated liver." And a headache.
  • "I've got disobedient children, a cheating wife, and a dog that shits in the house." And a headache.
See? It can always be worse.
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Microsoft offers them the one thing most business people will pay any price for - the ability to say "we had no choice - everyone's doing it that way." -- [link|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=38978|Andrew Grygus]
New Yeah, well, but my condition is...
"I've got a headache".
   Christian R. Conrad
Microsoft is a true reflection of Bill Gates' personality - the sleaziest, most unethical, ugliest little rat's ass the world has seen unto this time.
-- [link|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=42971|Andrew Grygus]
New And if you could add a headache to that ...
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Microsoft offers them the one thing most business people will pay any price for - the ability to say "we had no choice - everyone's doing it that way." -- [link|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=38978|Andrew Grygus]
New Gone from "There is no human condition so horrible..."
"...that it can't be made worse by the addition of a headache" -- i,e, "it *can* always be made worse by the addition of a headache" -- to "IF you could add a headache to that"!

Thing is, that wouldn't hurt me none, 'coz I *already* have one, and in this case -- 1+1=1 !

(Yeah, yeah, sure; the headache was "just an example", right...? But... Whatever example you try, I can make *that* my original condition!)
   Christian R. Conrad
Microsoft is a true reflection of Bill Gates' personality - the sleaziest, most unethical, ugliest little rat's ass the world has seen unto this time.
-- [link|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=42971|Andrew Grygus]
New OK, Mr. Smartypants...
So now go and stub your toe.

There!

See?

;-)
jb4
"I remember Harry S. Truman's sign on his desk. 'The buck stops here.' Strange how those words, while still true, mean something completely different today." -- Brandioch
New There's a theory..
that to get away from some dull throbbing pain - hurt something Else!
..and for a bit .. the familiar pain is lessened, with attention on the New pain.

Real world examples are,









'Up'grading Any Windoze creation.
Adding Any ""Fix""pack.
Adding Office to any.. marginally stable previous assortment.




(Can't even add .. :-\ufffd when speaking of self-inflicted wounds :(
     Norm. - (pwhysall) - (31)
         NORM! Call me right now! Don't leave! - (tseliot)
         Anyone know... Where he lives?? as in... - (folkert) - (7)
             tseliot (Bob Brewer) contacted his dad - (kmself) - (6)
                 Good... I also talked with Big Norm... - (folkert) - (5)
                     You guys are great. Thanks for checking on him. -NT - (Another Scott)
                     You talked with orion since 4pm EST Sunday? So he's alive? -NT - (tseliot) - (3)
                         As of the time I posted he was... -NT - (folkert) - (2)
                             Is he still alive? - (Duke gonzo) - (1)
                                 Have a look through our Jobs forum. - (static)
         Re: Norm. - (jb4) - (4)
             link works here - (SpiceWare) - (1)
                 found it - (SpiceWare)
             Check hosts file (!) - (Ashton) - (1)
                 Got it... - (jb4)
         Re: Norm. - (deSitter) - (7)
             on yer number - (boxley) - (1)
                 on the way -NT - (deSitter)
             There's depression - (imric) - (3)
                 Interesting Example . . - (Andrew Grygus) - (2)
                     gotta eat yer iodine - (boxley)
                     Re: Interesting Example . . - (deSitter)
             Thank you, sir. I hoped you would add your voice. -NT - (tseliot)
         From a fellow sufferer. - (inthane-chan) - (6)
             Comic relief - (drewk) - (5)
                 Yeah, well, but my condition is... - (CRConrad) - (4)
                     And if you could add a headache to that ... -NT - (drewk) - (3)
                         Gone from "There is no human condition so horrible..." - (CRConrad) - (2)
                             OK, Mr. Smartypants... - (jb4) - (1)
                                 There's a theory.. - (Ashton)
         Re: Norm. - (pwhysall)
         Hey Norm.. ___Welcome Back! - (Ashton)

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