My wife and I got busy moving into our new store location and the polls closed before we got there to vote against a certain local turkey.
Who won by 3 - count them, 1, 2, 3 votes. Not electoral, not precinct, three dang individual one-person-one-vote votes.
So if we had rinsed our paint rollers a half hour earlier, he would have still won, but only by 1.
Oh, well, County Supervisor isn't a position to get real upset over, but still, this guy is a real turkey.
Recounts are in process, one person claims the turkey talked him into voting for him even though he isn't eligible.