More members for Club Fed
Most likely they will end up at that White Collar Federal Prison nicknamed Club Fed. basically a country club slash minimum security prison. Instead of just basic cable like normal prisons have, they get HBO, Showtime, Cinemax, The Spice Channel, and the Playboy channel. Better quality of food, weekends with their spouces, and the best health and dental and vision plan in the country.
I am free now, to choose my own destiny.