
Alas, PC.
Unlikely or likely people are being equally selected in airport screenings. I'm (now) a clean-shaven white guy with a briefcase and sometimes a laptop. Maybe they should randomly select me. But that random selection would have been better if they'd chosen a few of me and a LOT of Richard Reids.
Famous last RPG quotes: "I'll just shoot this fireball down the dungeon passageway..."