Although she is a woman of strong, not invariably well-informed opinions, she would no sooner spar online than I would do karaoke, and that possibly is something that would not occur, if ever, until late in the afternoon preceding the entropic heat death of the universe. She has long regarded all the time I spend in online discussions as partaking of some kind of masculine mystery, rather the way certain elements of the female thought process will ever be closed to those of us in the Y chromosome club.

cordially,