According to your link, a Baby Boomer dies every 14.9 seconds.

My god! We’ve got to find that Boomer and do something!

The spousette is certain, and I quite likely, not to figure in the opening credits to The Thirties. I do hope that at least one of us can outlive my near-contemporary (I have twenty-five days on him, so I once dwelt in a world that did not include the ratfucker) Roger Stone. I regard it as a cosmic injustice that of two public figures born on the same day in 1952, Stone and Paul “Pee-wee Herman” Reubens, it is the former who remains inexcusably this side of the sod.

actuarially,