I used to eat competitively with b-man. We would go to an all. You can eat seafood place and we would have them bringing out the king crab legs out continuously. I can do about 19 clusters before I explode.
Speaking of the cereal portions. You know those tiny portable rectangular cereal boxes? The kind you split down the center and pour the milk into? I think that's the appropriate cereal size but when I was a kid I'd look at that thing and say God damn that's tiny.
We discovered the native American casino 10 minutes away. Not that we gamble. But when we first showed up here I popped my head in there and I thought the food was silly and overpriced. But I was looking at the silly pizza. So 2 years later I look at their daily special and I see them Wednesday. They have a 20 oz porterhouse steak with salad and starch of choice. For 30 bucks. Wow. That's two meals for me. I eat a salad and a bit of the starch and about a third of the steak and I'm full. The rest gets packed up and taken home for a great second meal.
I like being old.
Speaking of the cereal portions. You know those tiny portable rectangular cereal boxes? The kind you split down the center and pour the milk into? I think that's the appropriate cereal size but when I was a kid I'd look at that thing and say God damn that's tiny.
We discovered the native American casino 10 minutes away. Not that we gamble. But when we first showed up here I popped my head in there and I thought the food was silly and overpriced. But I was looking at the silly pizza. So 2 years later I look at their daily special and I see them Wednesday. They have a 20 oz porterhouse steak with salad and starch of choice. For 30 bucks. Wow. That's two meals for me. I eat a salad and a bit of the starch and about a third of the steak and I'm full. The rest gets packed up and taken home for a great second meal.
I like being old.