Get on and look for an empty seat. Sit on the aisle. Glare like a maniac at any guys when they get on the bus while mining for snot. Hork gruelies into a soggy hankerchief. Leer maniacally at any women from 10 to 90 while licking your chops. Always had a seat to myself unless I gave it up for someone who needed it more than I.
thanks,
Bill