Go do a tap dance with a top hat and piss on her grave.

I actually told an old boss of mine that I'll be scanning the obituaries and even though I'll be on the other side of the country when he dies ( He was around 80 5 years ago), I definitely will buy a ticket, come back, and piss on his grave. I did this with a smile as I announced my two weeks.

I'm not scanning the obituaries and I'm never getting on a plane again if I can avoid it. But it was great saying it to him. And he still had to work with me for 2 weeks.

And on his deathbed he might have thought of me and what's to come next. He was one of those people with a serious family plot in the cemetery. I think that's the best thing you can do with any a******, take up space in his head and none in mine. I don't even remember his last name.