Learning to fart quietly is teaching your butt how to whisper.
Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous. - - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897
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- Dec. 30, 2022, 02:00:25 PM EST