her: what you want for xmas?
me ponders, I am good on socks and tshirts: some new levis since my old ones are all too large
(due to the great cancer diet I have lost 40 lbs)
her: what color?
me: blue jeans
her: stonewashed?tight?shredded?
me: blue jean flavored blue jeans
her: well you dont have to be snarky about it
/me shuts up