Every time I ask people what they love about cruises, they describe things that have nothing to do with the boat: the food, the pools, the activities. You can do all those at an all-inclusive resort in the tropics cheaper than a cruise.

The only ones that sound cool to me are the ones in the Mediterranean. Day 1 in Barcelona, Day 2 in Marseille, Day 3 in Monte Carlo, Day 4 in Rome ... Yeah, that I would do.