little Johnny
One day the teacher is giving a lesson in class. “there are 3 birds on a wire, if a hunter shoots one. how many are left?” the teacher calls on little johnny. “none”, he says. ‘‘no but try again’’ the teacher says. ”none.” He says again. “because if you shoot one the rest will get scared and fly away. The teacher says’’ not the right answer, little johnny, but I like the way your mind works.
Little johnny then says ” alright, teacher, I have one for you. there are 3 women sitting at a table eating ice cream. One is sucking it, the other is licking it, and the last one is biting it. Which one is married?” the teacher rolls her eyes and says “the one sucking it, little johnny?” Little johnny then says “no, miss. the one with the ring on her finger, but i like the way your mind works.”.
Little johnny then says ” alright, teacher, I have one for you. there are 3 women sitting at a table eating ice cream. One is sucking it, the other is licking it, and the last one is biting it. Which one is married?” the teacher rolls her eyes and says “the one sucking it, little johnny?” Little johnny then says “no, miss. the one with the ring on her finger, but i like the way your mind works.”.