https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/16923295/bomb-squad-hospital-bottom-shell/
But of course, he did... :-/
Bomb squad race to A&E after patient arrives with WW2 artillery shell stuck up his bottom
the man was a military enthusiast who had military collectibles and’ “slipped and fell” on the 57mm shell.
But of course, he did... :-/