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Post #440,011
by lincoln
9/27/21 3:52:51 PM
9/27/21 3:52:51 PM
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New I did what she asked
My wife kept dropping hints about what to get her for her upcoming birthday.

She told me: "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 4 seconds."

So I bought her a bathroom scale.




Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.
- - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897
Post #440,021
by CRConrad
9/28/21 2:58:04 AM
9/28/21 2:58:04 AM
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New Works even better in metric.
     I did what she asked - (lincoln) - (1) - Sept. 27, 2021, 03:52:51 PM EDT
         Works even better in metric. -NT - (CRConrad) - Sept. 28, 2021, 02:58:04 AM EDT

The haddock hits me with a sucker punch. I catch him with a left hook. He eels over. It was a fluke, but there he was, lying on the deck... flat as a mackerel. Kelpless.
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