Husband: Am I the only one you've slept with? Wife: Yes; the rest were at least sevens or eights.
Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous. - - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897
burned by the wife
- (lincoln)
- Aug. 31, 2021, 02:31:18 PM EDT
burned by the wife
