Here's a bit of fun: describe each state in 3 words or less. Don't think too hard about it.

Alabama: KKK, Lynyrd Skynyrd
Alaska: Cold, Sarah Palin
Arizona: Hot As Balls
Arkansas: Not Kansas? Flyover?
California: LA and SF
Colorado: Mountains an' shit
Connecticut: Yankees, long name
Delaware: Register your Company
Florida: Oranges, Dexter, Humidity
Georgia: Posh Alabama, devils
Hawaii: 5-0, surfing, volcanoes
Idaho: Potatoes, potatoes, potatoes
Illinois: Chicago, other stuff?
Indiana: Gary the Shithole
Iowa: Nope, got nuthin'
Kansas: Dorothy, flat, farmers
Kentucky: Chicken, NASCAR, farmers
Louisiana: Nawlins, guns, poverty
Maine: Leaves, rain, cold
Maryland: Cookies? Fuck knows
Massachusetts: Boston, Fallout4, spelling
Michigan: Detroit, Flint, trees
Minnesota: Flat As Fuck
Mississippi: Poverty, Blues, Fat
Missouri: There Is Nothing
Montana: Scenery, militias, mountains
Nebraska: Gretchen went there
Nevada: Gambling and Nukes
New Hampshire: Hampshire with mountains
New Jersey: Crime, poor taste
New Mexico: Breaking Bad, deserts
New York: Hicks, city slickers
North Carolina: Rednecks and Juggaloes
North Dakota: Big ol' nuthin'
Ohio:
Oklahoma: NASCAR again? Farming
Oregon: Washington but boring
Pennsylvania: Broken bell, WaWa
Rhode Island: Tiny, chickens, old
South Carolina: See North Carolina
South Dakota: See North Dakota
Tennessee: Whiskey, Nashville, Elvis
Texas: Big, sandy, oil
Utah: Saints! UTAH SAINTS!
Vermont: Librulz! Bernie! Trees.
Virginia: Where's East Virginia?
Washington: Frazier and Tech
West Virginia: Coal, Mountains, Poverty
Wisconsin: Cheese, Jeffrey Dahmer
Wyoming: Guns, mountains, Laramie

Post #439,639 by pwhysall 8/12/21 1:03:31 PM 8/12/21 1:03:31 PM Reply	Here's a bit of fun: describe each state in 3 words or less. Don't think too hard about it. Alabama: KKK, Lynyrd Skynyrd Alaska: Cold, Sarah Palin Arizona: Hot As Balls Arkansas: Not Kansas? Flyover? California: LA and SF Colorado: Mountains an' shit Connecticut: Yankees, long name Delaware: Register your Company Florida: Oranges, Dexter, Humidity Georgia: Posh Alabama, devils Hawaii: 5-0, surfing, volcanoes Idaho: Potatoes, potatoes, potatoes Illinois: Chicago, other stuff? Indiana: Gary the Shithole Iowa: Nope, got nuthin' Kansas: Dorothy, flat, farmers Kentucky: Chicken, NASCAR, farmers Louisiana: Nawlins, guns, poverty Maine: Leaves, rain, cold Maryland: Cookies? Fuck knows Massachusetts: Boston, Fallout4, spelling Michigan: Detroit, Flint, trees Minnesota: Flat As Fuck Mississippi: Poverty, Blues, Fat Missouri: There Is Nothing Montana: Scenery, militias, mountains Nebraska: Gretchen went there Nevada: Gambling and Nukes New Hampshire: Hampshire with mountains New Jersey: Crime, poor taste New Mexico: Breaking Bad, deserts New York: Hicks, city slickers North Carolina: Rednecks and Juggaloes North Dakota: Big ol' nuthin' Ohio: Oklahoma: NASCAR again? Farming Oregon: Washington but boring Pennsylvania: Broken bell, WaWa Rhode Island: Tiny, chickens, old South Carolina: See North Carolina South Dakota: See North Dakota Tennessee: Whiskey, Nashville, Elvis Texas: Big, sandy, oil Utah: Saints! UTAH SAINTS! Vermont: Librulz! Bernie! Trees. Virginia: Where's East Virginia? Washington: Frazier and Tech West Virginia: Coal, Mountains, Poverty Wisconsin: Cheese, Jeffrey Dahmer Wyoming: Guns, mountains, Laramie Blank list here: https://pastebin.com/k0xWFdjz
Post #439,641 by drook 8/12/21 3:14:18 PM 8/12/21 3:14:18 PM Reply	Mostly right Except there's no NASCAR in OK, and I think militias are mostly an Idaho thing. -- Drew
Post #439,646 by scoenye 8/12/21 8:46:18 PM 8/12/21 8:46:18 PM Reply	Montana was the early public face The Montana Freemen around 96 were the first organized group without a primarily religious bent to engage the Feds in a long stand-off. The image stuck from there on. Weaver was in Idaho but that was largely an individual thing.
Post #439,647 by drook 8/12/21 9:23:40 PM 8/12/21 9:23:40 PM Reply	Wow, not at all where I thought https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_militia_organizations_in_the_United_States I don't know what the criteria are, but this seems to be leaving out a lot of what I recall from news reports. -- Drew
Post #439,643 by boxley 8/12/21 4:21:08 PM 8/12/21 4:21:08 PM Reply	ohio, northernmost southern state Kentucky: Chicken, horse racing iowa gateway missouri minnesota alska cold palin salmon "Science is the belief in the ignorance of the experts" – Richard Feynman
Post #439,651 by a6l6e6x 8/13/21 9:15:32 AM 8/13/21 9:15:32 AM Reply	Pretty well done! Alex "There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that "my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge." -- Isaac Asimov
Post #439,653 by pwhysall 8/13/21 10:41:36 AM 8/13/21 10:41:36 AM Reply	Y'all need to do it
Post #439,666 by mmoffitt 8/18/21 8:36:11 AM 8/18/21 8:36:11 AM Reply	I object to your singling out Gary. The entire state is a shithole. bcnu, Mikem It's mourning in America again.
Post #439,695 by CRConrad 8/23/21 1:54:03 AM 8/23/21 1:54:03 AM Reply	About half of them: "Pretty much square".

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