girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous. - - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897
good comeback
- (lincoln)
- June 12, 2021, 09:44:59 AM EDT
good comeback
