A woman pregnant with triplets was caught in a crossfire at a bank robbery and shot 3 times. The doctor said it was too risky to operate and chose to leave the bullets in the expectant mom. Sixteen years go by and one of the triplets, a 16yo girl, comes running out of the bathroom crying to her mother. When she asked her what was wrong the girl said, "I was peeing and a bullet came out." So the mother told her the story of the bank robbery and assured her daughter that she'd be fine. The next day the same thing happened with the other girl triplet when she was in the bathroom. Again the mom told the bank robbery story. A few days later her 16yo son comes running into the room sobbing to his mother. "Let me guess, you were peeing and a bullet came out?" The boy sniffles and replies, "No, I was jerking off & I shot the dog!"