If life was a horror movie and society was a group of horny teenagers, Apple Maps would be the old guy wearing overalls at the rundown gas station who gives directions and then cackles maniacally as the teenagers’ station wagon shrinks in the distance.
https://thechive.com/2021/04/28/apple-maps-is-a-worthless-burden-on-society-and-everybody-knows-it-28-photos/