I saw my wife, halfway through a bottle of wine, yelling at the TV: "Don't go in there! Don't go into the church, you moron!"
She's watching our wedding video again.
Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous. - - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897
it's a horror movie
- (lincoln)
- April 23, 2021, 12:11:49 PM EDT