About 20 years ago I had a house that had a tree that would cum all over my car. Yeah let's get that spelling right because let's face it Google voice dictate doesn't want cum to show up the way I needed it to come up that moment.

So anyway I'm comfortable with the fact that I have to scrub this crap off my car every goddamn day. And then I find out that my township only planted male trees. Cherry trees. Everywhere. And that cherry pollen shoved its way into my head so hard. I so hated cherry pollen season. They did that because they didn't want their garbage men to have to clean up cherries. No actual fruit required. We can have these pretty pretty trees. With all that pollen everywhere.