Scientists have finally confirmed what we all have known for years: cats, while squishy and adorable, are complete assholes that don’t care about you.
Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous. - - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897
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- (lincoln)
- March 27, 2021, 10:44:29 AM EDT
I fell in love with my manservant, who was actually the disguised twin sister of the man that my former love secretly married, having mistaken him for my manservant who was wooing her on my behalf whilst secretly in love with me.
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