The man really is the Forrest Gump of douchebaggery.
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https://www.cracked.com/article_29783_7-jaw-dropping-details-in-the-life-of-dan-bilzerian-the-king-of-instagram.html Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous. - - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897 |