“COVID-19 has turned us into dogs. We roam the house constantly looking for food. We’re told ‘no’ if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about going for a walk”.
Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.
- - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897