I hope this good deed in a very tired world stands. I have some left over aerial fireworks that I plan to launch if/when Biden is declared the victor. That'll really piss off the neighbors.
Democratic politician: I think Biden will win by 100,000. Interviewer: pointing to the board: that's not possible there are only 120,000 votes left and Biden would have to win almost all of them. Democratic politician: nope, your total votes expected are wrong, you're not including 100,000 provisional votes and we expect a substantial portion of those as well.
Good thought!.. would kick-self for not stocking up. But..
Locally I might set something afire, so ..shall have to experience your It's-fucking-about-TIME !!! display, (as they say in Opera, Tosca*) 'simulato'.
* She did get the satisfiction of stabbing that particular motherfucker--it's why Opera is so popular (I wot :-)