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Post #436,293
by lincoln
9/18/20 2:45:03 PM
9/18/20 2:45:03 PM
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New breaking the rules
Genie: I shall grant you 3 wishes.

Me: I wish for a world without lawyers.

Genie: Done, you have no more wishes.

Me: But you said I get 3 wishes.

Genie: Sue me.




Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.
- - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897
Post #436,294
by Ashton
9/18/20 4:02:33 PM
9/18/20 4:02:33 PM
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New LRPD: This is also known as CIA-assisted self-determination.
     breaking the rules - (lincoln) - (1) - Sept. 18, 2020, 02:45:03 PM EDT
         LRPD: This is also known as CIA-assisted self-determination. -NT - (Ashton) - Sept. 18, 2020, 04:02:33 PM EDT

Firstly they have wonky eyes, the left eye is always much larger than the right.
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