dead woman found breathing at the funeral home - (boxley) - (4) - Aug. 24, 2020, 12:05:46 PM EDT
         Slightly more elaborate version of events - (scoenye) - Aug. 26, 2020, 10:56:49 PM EDT
         The word "dead" is working really hard here. -NT - (pwhysall) - (2) - Aug. 27, 2020, 05:18:29 AM EDT
             Clearly someone was dead wrong about how "dead" she was. -NT - (static) - (1) - Aug. 27, 2020, 06:21:32 AM EDT
                 Levels-of-dead: "as a door-nail" wasn't met. Fake News. Let no good dead remain unpunished. -NT - (Ashton) - Aug. 27, 2020, 04:48:49 PM EDT