Nick Burns your company's computer guy
Ultimate revenge and a good way to get fired, one DSL helpdesk person set someone's User ID to "ILIKEMEN@**********.NET" when walking the person through the pick your own username and password screen. Needless to say that person was fired soon after. I guess they got tired of doing registrations and installs over the helpdesk? As far as we knew, the customer who got assigned the name was not gay. I'd imagine they weren't too happy with the name they got assigned either?
I am free now, to choose my own destiny.