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Post #435,665
by lincoln
8/13/20 1:25:05 PM
8/14/20 10:06:29 AM
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New dad joke
I called my wife and asked her if I should pick up Fish and Chips on the way home from work and she hung up...

She's still angry she let me name the kids.




Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.
- - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897
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Post #435,668
by crazy
8/13/20 4:07:11 PM
8/13/20 4:07:11 PM
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New I don't get it
Please more info.
Post #435,669
by hnick
8/13/20 4:36:54 PM
8/13/20 4:36:54 PM
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New Re: I don't get it
Evidently he named the kids "Fish" and "Chips" (assuming a typo)
"Religion, n. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable."
~ AMBROSE BIERCE
(1842-1914)
Post #435,672
by lincoln
8/14/20 10:06:43 AM
8/14/20 10:06:43 AM
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New typo fixed




Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.
- - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897
Post #435,678
by Ashton
8/14/20 5:18:28 PM
8/14/20 5:18:28 PM
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New Piscene pun prat-fall: p/o'd-off :^>
     dad joke - (lincoln) - (4) - Aug. 14, 2020, 10:06:29 AM EDT
         I don't get it - (crazy) - (3) - Aug. 13, 2020, 04:07:11 PM EDT
             Re: I don't get it - (hnick) - (2) - Aug. 13, 2020, 04:36:54 PM EDT
                 typo fixed -NT - (lincoln) - (1) - Aug. 14, 2020, 10:06:43 AM EDT
                     Piscene pun prat-fall: p/o'd-off :^> -NT - (Ashton) - Aug. 14, 2020, 05:18:28 PM EDT

Cool, that has vacuum tubes in it.
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