. . guy wrote a letter to his boss pleading as to how much he needs a Pentium upgrade. The Pentium was brand new, the auto correct had never heard of it, replacing Pentium with penis. His boss selected "Forward to all".
An NC man was getting married and he was telling his friend.
Groom to be: Hey, I'm getting married next week. Friend: Who are you marrying? Groom to be: Lisa. Friend: Lisa? From Morganton? Groom to be: That's the one. Friend: What the hell is the matter with you? You don't want to marry Lisa for Christ's sake! She's slept with every man in Morganton! Groom to be: Hell, Morganton ain't no big town.