Paris. It'll be a challenge to learn a real language.
No, London. You can walk for days and days and never get bored.
No, Paris. The women are phenomenal.
No, London. They have the Imperial War Museum.
No, Paris. The Louvre.
No, London. Crisps and ales.
No, Paris. What food, and good service.
No, London. You can get anywhere on the train.
Oh fsck it.