WOW Lemon Burst™ wheat and gluten free cookies ... moist | chewy | delicious
(Not that the gluten-free was on agenda ..but Good-lemony does attract)

As with the geezer who showed-up at a rehearsal by local Dixieland band.. sat there with a horn in paper bag, on lap, listening.
Finally someone asks, "would you like to sit-in for a few bars?" {brain thinks: Aha! another boring tale of a virtuoso unremarked? now discovered!}
It stank, he was f'ing rotten.

Same above: inEdible on first tiny nibble: about 10X-too-Much of the cheapest/crappiest imitation- lemonish try ever tasted,
within a sorta *mealish-mix which wasn't quite as off-putting. (Must also have folllowed the Twinky Durable-baking Manual):, How to keep Your offering not-Rotten-looking for Decades, chapter.
(Bag sits here, aging gracelessly) but durably.. maybe sometime when the inner-Nazi is stoked--might call the Kent, WA # appended
--but I don't wish to destroy the elevated hi-jinks within an ongoing Plague massacree, just now.

* hmmm; might make good fire-starting tinder? with all that created-rotten extra oil? ... ...
Nope ..needs a few years drying in car trunk.