Hoo boy is it ever kicking off over here
Johnson has done the unimaginable - he's lost all the press and the public.
From the lefty Guardian and Mirror, who originally broke the story, to the housewive's favourite Daily Mail, to the foaming-righty Telegraph and Express - they're all singing from the same hymn sheet.
The public mood is unequivocal - Dominic Cummings is a lying shitehawk who lies shithawkily, and he must be sacked. The polling is brutal. Johnson's approval rating is down the toilet; voting intentions (note that the next GE is four years away, so treat this accordingly) have swung massively towards Labour.
But the government continues to double down in their support of Cummings. Even in the face of {counts on fingers} 39 Tory MPs calling for him to go.
And Starmer? He's saying nothing. Doesn't need to. Don't interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake, and all that. PMQs next Wednesday will be fascinating.
From the lefty Guardian and Mirror, who originally broke the story, to the housewive's favourite Daily Mail, to the foaming-righty Telegraph and Express - they're all singing from the same hymn sheet.
The public mood is unequivocal - Dominic Cummings is a lying shitehawk who lies shithawkily, and he must be sacked. The polling is brutal. Johnson's approval rating is down the toilet; voting intentions (note that the next GE is four years away, so treat this accordingly) have swung massively towards Labour.
But the government continues to double down in their support of Cummings. Even in the face of {counts on fingers} 39 Tory MPs calling for him to go.
And Starmer? He's saying nothing. Doesn't need to. Don't interrupt your enemy when they're making a mistake, and all that. PMQs next Wednesday will be fascinating.