Creel-Report, then:

The most $$$-satiated Fisherman_org, Oil R'US has snagged with its largest hook: right under the ever-flapping-jaw of the World's Number-One Mouthpiece:
who has swallowed the bait, Hook, Line and Stinker.

Planet IDs its disease: it is transmitted by *US*.
Planet Notes that *US* do not notice/give-a-shit about its infection--thus Mine--*US* wants more $$$. Forever.
Planet Thinks: 'forever', Good word.
Shrugs.
Planet Decides": Must Sterilize-Self of this contagious and fatal growth on Myself.
Planet Acts: Make It So.

End of Creel Report (unlikely to get much ink, all. things. about. *US* considered)