but yours employs the fewest words. When I first met a longtime S.O. way-back--the topic of Paul's misogyny + other tell-tales of a scheming perverse-mind
... came up early. Thus began a mutual-admiration Society-of-two, (also free-of most-all religio-prestidigitations--that saved lots of wasted time :-)

But none of us can earn the Cubic-Closest-Packing® igNobel more better than the WW-II legendary dispatch from a US U-boat:
Saw sub. Sank same.

OK maybe Piet Hein wins too, with
If the Universe didn't exist
It wouldn't be [rhymes with exist]