Golf overtakes Boxing
[link|http://non-sequitur.com/index.php3?previous=1&inday=23&inmonth=5&inyear=2002| ..as most macho sport of all.]
This just in:
Fearing recent observations of the predominance of Doctors on Wednesdays and Biznessmen on other weekdays, the PGA has altered the rules for conveyances now permitted to contestants.
In another report - groundskeepers have signalled dissatisfactiion with the new rules requiring the complete rebuilding of courses betweeen 7pm and 7am, seven days per week. The Bush Administration will consider Federalizing the Union, making strikes illegal - then selling the franchise, (bundled with Air Traffic Controller franchise) to: Walmart.
