Hoo.. Boy.. !?
The emotional-center sez, "Sell Short Both"; but ya can't deal with something as fubar as Econ so glibly.
(But ya know that millions wanna Know; beware any didactic 'advice', eh?)
{{ swirly dung-colored mists rise from the Prize-podium ~|~|~|~ }}
Alex (not Ours): Pick one of the Doors
Contestant: Alex, I'll pick Door #3
Alex: Ha Ha! all three are the same (April Fool!}: You pay McConnell 1/2 of your net-worth (or we give him the PW for your Bermuda Bankster-stash.
(But ya know that millions wanna Know; beware any didactic 'advice', eh?)
{{ swirly dung-colored mists rise from the Prize-podium ~|~|~|~ }}
Alex (not Ours): Pick one of the Doors
Contestant: Alex, I'll pick Door #3
Alex: Ha Ha! all three are the same (April Fool!}: You pay McConnell 1/2 of your net-worth (or we give him the PW for your Bermuda Bankster-stash.