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Post #430,207
by lincoln
8/7/19 11:58:24 AM
8/7/19 11:58:24 AM
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New gotta remember this one
Guys: I have cracked the code.

Yesterday morning I woke my wife up, kissed her cheek, and I whispered softly in her ear: "I'm taking you to get mimosas. Let's go get drunk at 10 in the morning."

I swear to god I've never seen her so happy.




Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous.
- - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897
Post #430,208
by boxley
8/7/19 2:32:40 PM
8/7/19 2:32:40 PM
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New make sure it is your wife first
"Science is the belief in the ignorance of the experts" – Richard Feynman
     gotta remember this one - (lincoln) - (1) - Aug. 7, 2019, 11:58:24 AM EDT
         make sure it is your wife first -NT - (boxley) - Aug. 7, 2019, 02:32:40 PM EDT

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