Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous. - - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897
..that anyone could: Imagineer the 3-D layers of stone successively to be winnowed out, thence to see the utter fragility of Each Link [!?] ... And thence: decide to invest {unknown-years!} betting that ..not One oops shall occur. ie. Unimaginable in this jelloware.
Who Are "these" people! ..so wise in the ways of masochism?