(CR) Theresa May = Nothing has changed
(LL) Kate Hoey = She's said something shitty about the border
(CL) David Davis = Negotiator who couldn't negotiate has an idea for negotiations
(CL) Dominic Raab = See David Davis
(CL) Nadine Dorries = Mother of god, she still doesn't understand the EU
(CL) Liam Fox = Guy who guaranteed there'd be deals lined up after brexit has said something along the lines of "brexit won't be the fucking apocalypse"
(CR) Jeremy Hunt = Foreign secretary insulted a foreign state
(CL) Boris Johnson = He's lied again
(CL) Stephen Barclay = Click to find out he's brexit secretary, then to realise he really fucking shouldn't be
(CR) Sajid Javid = Uh oh immigrants, click to see some racism
(CR) Philip Hammond = Economy is fucked but he's pretending it's not
(LR) Kier Starmer = labour might back a referendum
(LR) Barry Gardiner = ignore Kier, labour won’t back a referendum
(LL) Jeremy Corbyn = my preference is for a general election
(CR) Liz Truss = something about cheese
(CL) Jacob Rees Mogg = millionaire says if the poor don’t die during no deal they’ll be better off in a hundred years
(UL) Nigel Farage = he’s done a racism
(UL) Gerard Batten = see nigel Farage, but more explicit racism
Backstop = May says she’ll renegotiate the backstop
Backstop = the Eu have said they won’t renegotiate the backstop
Plan B = it’s plan fucking A again