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Just like my neighbors that complain when the dog barks outside. Well no more, because we just put the dog in the pound because he bit my son, and nephew, and my wife's Uncle. No more dog means no more complaints, the dog was 15 years old and getting senile.

Either you can:

#1 Wear cotton pants, the cottom will breathe better.

#2 Use body paint on your legs so they don't look white.

#3 Get a tan on your legs.

#4 Get someone else to mow the lawn for you.

#5 Mow the lawn yourself, but at night.

#6 Don't do anything and continue to mow the lawn the same way you always do. When the neighbors complain, flip them off.

I am free now, to choose my own destiny.
New Might try number 2
Can I get that paint in plaid, please?
"As people do better, they start voting like Republicans...
...unless they have too much education and vote Democratic, which proves there can be too much of a good thing."
KARL ROVE
New Pictish blue, perhaps? Only, do you think they'll get it...?
If not, add a fucking big claymore next time around...
   Christian R. Conrad
Of course, who am I to point fingers? I'm in the "Information Technology" business, prima facia evidence that there's bats in the bell tower.
-- [link|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=27764|Andrew Grygus]
Expand Edited by CRConrad June 17, 2002, 06:46:53 PM EDT
New They may stop us from mowing our lawns, but they'll never
take away our freedom! :)

I am free now, to choose my own destiny.
     Complaints from the neighbors - (Silverlock) - (16)
         Tell 'em.. - (Yendor) - (1)
             Agreed. - (admin)
         wear a thong instead, that'll shutem up -NT - (boxley) - (4)
             doubtful - (SpiceWare)
             "Causing Offence To The Public Sensibility" -NT - (pwhysall)
             I'm with Bill: Thong! And then when you're done, you walk... - (CRConrad) - (1)
                 Don't forget the (washable) tattoo: - (Ashton)
         My solution... - (ChrisR) - (1)
             Other advantages of not doing yardwork... - (ben_tilly)
         Hmmmm - (orion) - (3)
             Might try number 2 - (Silverlock) - (2)
                 Pictish blue, perhaps? Only, do you think they'll get it...? - (CRConrad) - (1)
                     They may stop us from mowing our lawns, but they'll never - (orion)
         So which exactly are they complaining about? - (Meerkat)
         Complaints have ended - (Silverlock) - (1)
             *Whew* ____for a second there - (Ashton)

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