my daughter at age two was a horror show in restaurants. If we were traveling we did it a lot, screaming running around harassing other patrons.

Tonite I get a call. my grandson is doing same in a trendy restaurant
DAD she cried $80 bucks for a meal and everyone is staring could I pick him up.

Glad to, got him and spent the rest of the evening laughing my ass off.

we went to a car show and checked out the vrooom vrooms