Him/her who would not be stamped, stapled, graded, spindled, mutilated, registered, numbered, measured, rated, categorized, sorted or ... uniformed.

[And we *know* he was Not a Good Organization man...]


Of course such obvious deviants are in opposition to the orderly processing of the material from womb to cradle to confinement in desk-chair and onwards to ---> full-time-cubicle. Likely such a plan would render this material unacceptable to the normal incoming HR-inspection lasers and cause these materials to be stamped immediately,


USDA - Rejected


Clearly there is No Place in Our Culture for: The Unrated
Case closed. Soylent Green is too good a fate for Uninspected Raw Corporate material. For green is the color of money.

(Who knows what Other subversive dogma is instilled in these {shudder}, secret unVideotaped! "home schools" !?!)

I believe this is a clear case for The Home Security Police.





^%*$&#& Commie-Pinko *Conservatives* !! They're gettin Uppity again...