Moron who called moron a moron fired by moron
https://rochdaleherald.co.uk/2018/03/13/moron-fires-moron-who-called-him-a-moron/
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https://rochdaleherald.co.uk/2018/03/13/moron-fires-moron-who-called-him-a-moron/ Satan (impatiently) to Newcomer: The trouble with you Chicago people is, that you think you are the best people down here; whereas you are merely the most numerous. - - - Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's New Calendar" 1897 |
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It's gotten so virtually all the signifiers satirists used to be able to use to give away the plot are now normal parts of real statements from the White House. The only thing in that article that definitively tips their hand is when they quote a White House spokesmoron saying "that bloke" instead of "that guy". -- Drew |
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Extra chops for such a concise take on the dis-US Whitewashed House.
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Psst. Bonus article...
https://rochdaleherald.co.uk/2018/03/16/the-earth-isnt-flat-if-it-was-cats-would-have-pushed-everything-off-the-edge-by-now-say-scientists/ Research conducted at the University of Oxford has proven conclusively that a cat on a table will inevitably push anything on it off the edge and onto the floor. |
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A+ in animal husbandry.. MroWWWrrrrr (they say when confronted.. ...) Also too--
“The biggest object in the known universe isn’t a star or a planet, or even a galaxy. It is in fact the ego of Donald Trump.” Put these together and .... Cats would save us again; imagine that Ego all-alone in Space; no one to bash, no one's coat to hold "while you and him fight". (What does a sadist do to a masochist? . . . . . Nothing, nothing at all. |