I'm sure I could get you a free-subscription to 'Human Events', Bill
by invoking My Gramma's name in their records, say.
They might even send along their most popular welcoming gift: the decorative hand-crafted small-Urn of Hemlock.
(A handy sprinkle ..on cocktails of unBelievers, met en passant :-)
Perhaps that will complete your Major-sources library? ('less'n you already Gots that.)
er, ;^>